Utah Jazz Mountain Jam Contest

So...I entered a contest. This contest is for the Utah Jazz Theme song and the winner wins 5 grand. It was worth a shot, right?

Nothing special...let me know what you think

Twilight: Thumbs up or Down?

Drum roll please...Rat a tat tat

I hate do disappoint you folks, but all over the globe, fans are giving the movie a big thumbs down. Even Achmandidyourjob has seen the movie (don't tell Mohammad), and found the end to really lack luster...you know, the kind of luster that a mushroom cloud over Israel might have. The book itself didn't have much of a plot, but you fell in love with the characters. The movie however seemed to rush all of those moments in the book that made female teenagers all over the globe remember to "suck in" during science class, and practice kissing their mirrors.

Fans are starting to organize in cities like San Francisco and New York City to protest in front of the Mormon temples and church buildings. One protester, Richard, said, "Equal Rights for Vampires and Humans to marry!"- while opposing organizers yelled, "Separation of Vampires and Clumsy teenage girls!" Overall, there is discontent. No matter what side of the issue you are on, we all agree, "Ditch the screenwriters, and spank the director!"

Nephew Number Five

Liam Vance Davis
November 14, 2008

Born on my first daughter's birthday, Anna...Aaron and Jessica welcome their first child as well! He is a delightsome little fellow. I was able to help the little family home and was so proud of them for the people they are and how they will take care of my little nephew! Love you guys, fo sho.

What Do These Images Have In Common?

They're both booking photos?
no.
They both have the same hairdresser?
no.
They're both wearing boxer shorts?
inconclusive.
Are they both heroes?

YES!!!

Aaron, two evenings ago, was at a high school basketball practice, where he volunteers. During the practice a young man had a seizure and swallowed his tongue making it impossible for him to breath. He became unconscious and blue. Aaron valiantly ran to his side, removed his tongue from his throat and performed CPR. This revived the young boy. The paramedics said he would likely be dead if it weren't for Aaron's quick thinking. I am ever so happy that this young boy is still alive. We are grateful to God for this miracle- and Amanda is even more attracted to her husband than ever before (if that is possible!)

Tube or Toilet, Maddam?

I decided to post a picture of our peeing perpetrator. Yes, it is true my friends (do I have to cite John McCain for that one?), Anna peed on our television.

Aaron called me to tell me what Anna had peed on, driving home from my day off. At first, for only a microsecond I was discouraged but could not help laughing out loud soon after -and if I am to be very honest, I was proud. I should recalibrate my values, I know. Luckily, Father Davis was able to give us some words of comfort, "maybe when the pee dries, the television will work". And sure enough, later that evening when I arrived home, all was back to normal (well, the television was working). The real tragedy would have been having to convince my husband that we couldn't afford a new TV- I'm so grateful that urine is a fairly benign agent.

Halloween's BEST Halloweeners and Candy Eaters

Halloween is a hallowed time where mother can justify eating all of her children's candy bags hollow (because their teeth will rot, right?). I am ever so willing. My children were the best little trick-or-treaters and I was the best eater of the trick-or-treater's treasures. Say THAT five times fast. As you can see from the picture, Olivia was able to sneak in at least one candy bar that we know of.

These are my little personalities. Some like to document the cute photos making the world believe their children are photo-op prepared at all times (maybe they are, I don't know because they only post the cute ones)...I like to show the world my children how they really are, most of the time. They are crazy little chicas whom I love so much!

Celebrating the Upcoming Release of Twilight- the movie

If I were a teenager, I'd find this spoof even more funny than I already do.