Drum roll please...Rat a tat tat
I hate do disappoint you folks, but all over the globe, fans are giving the movie a big thumbs down. Even Achmandidyourjob has seen the movie (don't tell Mohammad), and found the end to really lack luster...you know, the kind of luster that a mushroom cloud over Israel might have. The book itself didn't have much of a plot, but you fell in love with the characters. The movie however seemed to rush all of those moments in the book that made female teenagers all over the globe remember to "suck in" during science class, and practice kissing their mirrors.
Fans are starting to organize in cities like San Francisco and New York City to protest in front of the Mormon temples and church buildings. One protester, Richard, said, "Equal Rights for Vampires and Humans to marry!"- while opposing organizers yelled, "Separation of Vampires and Clumsy teenage girls!" Overall, there is discontent. No matter what side of the issue you are on, we all agree, "Ditch the screenwriters, and spank the director!"
